Fat Mike… Oh, Fat Mike. WTF, dude? Why did you pee in that tequila? Why did you then pour shots of that pee-quila and serve it to your unsuspecting fans? And why did you yourself ingest one of these dirty
As a result of his
hilarious disturbing actions, Fat Mike, aka Cokie the Clown, has been permanently banned from the Austin music venue Emo’s. The incident occurred during a South By Southwest unofficial day party set that was chocked full of Andy-Kaufman-on-crack (maybe heroin, actually) performance art stunts. At the end of a set that included humorless tales of gang rape and drug abuse, Fat Mike capped it off with a video that revealed that a bottle of tequila shared with fans was tainted with Cokie’s taint juice. TMZ obtained a video of the revelation. Check it out below.
Man, whatever happened to the the good ol’ days when rockstars visiting Texas only peed on our historical landmarks, not in our drinks?